I recall from my long-ago school days a master of mine making me stand before my third-form mates after some perceived outrage during my translation of Cicero. “Smythe-Brown, you are a fool,” he said, gripping me by an ear. “Yes, sir,” I replied nervously. “ What are you, boy?” the master bellowed while folding my … Continue reading Major trouble…. #CanadianHumour